Between streams
Play
Bingo, loot, spawns, loadouts, panic, quiz, freshie timer, and the trumpet board.
Watch-along
Stream bingo
Mark squares when it happens live or on a VOD. Three in a row = bingo.
Mini-game
Survivor name generator
Need a freshie name before the boys queue in? Roll one. Misfitz with a Z energy optional.
CalmMisfitZ
Session tracker
Death counter
Honest ledger. Coastal tax counts. Resets only if you hit reset.
0
Deaths
0
Lives since last
Mini-game
Random encounter
DayZ story prompt — roll a situation, pick a call, argue in chat.
Hit roll to get a scenario.
Duo call
Who loots?
Settle the argument before the building gets third-partied.
Hit spin for a call.
Mini-game
Town quiz
Name that Chernarus spot. Score: 0
Studio helper
Stream title generator
Quick titles for YouTube / Twitch — calm fun energy included.
Chill Duo Chernarus | Misfitz with a Z
Recovery
Corpse run planner
Checklist for getting your stuff back without a second funeral. 0/7
Corpse runs are content. Panic runs are also content.
Stream energy
Hype meter
Mash when the boys clutch — fill to 100 for max calm chaos.
0 / 100
Chat game
Would you rather
Misfitz dilemmas — pick a side, argue calmly.
Tie-breaker
Coin flip
Who decides the next town, loot rule, or snack run?
—
Inventory feel
Bag weight
Toy loadout weight — not real game math. Soft cap ~12 for “you're stomping loud.”
5.9 units
Where we drop
Server roulette
Can't decide the box? Spin. Still confirm on Discord before moving gear.
Hit spin.
Watch party
Reaction pads
Mash while watching — counts stay on this device.
Share kit
Loadout codes
Export / import the loadout builder state as a short code (this device ↔ friends).
Drop
Spawn picker
Filter hot zones if you want a calmer open. Fan map only.
Hit roll for a spawn vibe.
Flavor
Fake kill feed
Comedy combat log for stream bits — not real match data.
- Feed empty. Someone always dies eventually.
Flavor tool
Server ping (fake)
Comedy latency bars for the listed boxes — not real network tests. Confirm servers on Discord.
React
Emoji board
Mash for vibes — counts stay on this device.
Ambient
Radio chatter
Fake VOIP scraps for stream atmosphere — no real audio stream.
Radio off.
Timer
Extract clock
Time-box a push, loot window, or “we leave in X.”
2:00
Session seeds
Survival dice
Roll weather, encounter, loot luck, and duo vibe for tonight's story.
weather
—
encounter
—
loot
—
vibe
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Nav
Compass spin
When the map fails, spin. Accept the bit direction.
N
Spins: 0
After dark
Campfire stories
Warm up with a Misfitz-flavored tale. Embers: 0
Sit down. Tell chat something dumb that happened.
Logistics
Ammo math
Rough count before a push — not real DayZ inventory rules.
102 / 102 left
Building
Base blueprint
Toy build budget (10 points). Not real DayZ material costs.
5 / 10
Strangers
Trust meter
Rate the random on the hill. Adjust as the story unfolds.
50%
Keep distance
Logistics
Ration planner
Rough units for a duo (or more) — toy math, not real DayZ hunger ticks.
- Food need ~12 · you have 8 — raid a barn
- Water need ~18 · you have 10 — find a well
Noise
Horde estimate
How many zeds might care about your gunfight — pure vibe science.
~0
Dead quiet
Market
Trade board
Fake coastal market posts. Deals closed: 0
- Beans ×6 → Bandages
- 5.56 pile → Saline
- Fire axe → Any gun
- NVG dream → Your dignity
- Map scrap → Compass
- Kane joke → One free revive
Status
Infection vibe
Slide your "how cooked am I" meter for comedy medical RP.
Clean
0%
Memories
Photo strip
Fake polaroids of the run — flip frames for stream B-roll vibes.
Coast fog
DayZ Misfitz · shot 1
Threat
Heat map
Fan risk tiles from map zones — not live player data.
Calm fun
Calm mode
One quiet minute before the next push — optional, no pressure.
60s
Route
Convoy planner
Build tonight's walk order — duo on foot, not actual vehicles required.
- Coast spawn
- Mid-map barn
- Extract / base
Comms
Signal meter
How good is the VOIP / Discord right now? Pure stream flavor.
Spotty
Progression
Gear ladder
Where is the duo on the drip scale this session?
Coastal kit
A gun with three rounds.
Weather hold
Rain delay
Wait out the storm (or snack break) before the next push.
5:00
Sky clear enough. Move when ready.
Duo
Buddy check
Pre-push checklist for Levi & Kane (or any pair).
0/6
Tactical
Smoke grenade
Visual pop for stream bits — not a real grenade. Throws: 0
Pin in
Room
Stream energy
Dial how loud the room feels — for overlays and jokes.
55%
Steady calm fun
Recon
Scout report
Binoculars up — roll a flavor sighting for the stream.
- No contacts logged.
Base life
Camp noise
What's running at base? Higher heat = more visitors (the fun kind).
Heat 1Ghost camp
Garage
Vehicle fantasy
Toy car build — not real DayZ part IDs. Track the dream ride.
13%Still a lawn ornament
- Wheels 1/4
- Battery 0/1
- Spark plugs 0/4
- Radiator 0/1
- Fuel cans 1/2
- Doors (optional) 0/2
Security theater
Stash code
Private joke code for “our barrel.” Only on this device.
STASH-····
Close range
Melee roulette
Ran out of bullets? Spin your destiny stick.
Hit spin.
Field med
Medical triage
Quick “what do we do” cheat sheet for stream panic (not real advice).
Cut / bleed
Bandage → disinfectant
Bias
Affinity meter
Who are you rooting for this second? (Both is valid — move the slider.)
Perfectly balanced, as all duos should be.
Night
NVG toggle
Green world on. Battery fiction off. Pure stream aesthetic.
NVG OFF — darkness, honesty, toes stubbed.
Toggles: 0
Wave 90
Mythic spark
Ceremonial fanfare for ninety waves. Mute still respected.
Coast
Coast camp
Soft spawn energy. Clear the tents. Watch the water.
Searches: 0
Night
Campfire bit
Light it for the vibe. Extinguish for the third party.
Cold ring of stones.
Stokes: 0
Rail
Train yard
Silent engines. Clear the boxcars carefully. Whistle optional.
Searches: 0
Track
Rail switch
Throw the lever. Send the imaginary train wherever drama needs it.
Lever set to Track A
Throws: 0
Fantasy drop
Parachute dream
DayZ doesn't give you this. We do. Digitally. Barely.
ALT 100m
Base
Fort defense
Toy siege meter — how long does the gate hold?
100 HP
Raids survived: 0
Intel
Rumor mill
Unverified coastal intelligence. Believe at your own risk.
Pull a rumor from the mill.
Rumors heard: 0
Wave 40
Dice duel
Levi d6 vs Kane d6 for who picks the next town.
Levi
—
Kane
—
—
Airdrop
Supply drop
Call a fantasy crate. Third parties not included (they'll arrive anyway).
Crate inbound… or not yet.
Drops called: 0
Status
Quarantine flag
Mark the base / duo as infected-vibes. Comedy only.
All clear
Skills
Lockpick mini
Slide into the sweet spot. Not real lockpicking — just door anxiety.
Attempts: 0
Forecast
Weather radio
Fake Chernarus weather band — pure atmosphere.
Radio off. Static optional.
Coast
Fishing luck
Cast into the void. Food, trash, or lore.
Ready to cast.
Casts: 0
Caution
Landmine field
Toy 4×4 path — three hidden tiles. Not real ordnance.
Safe steps: 0
Optics
Binoculars
Zoom the ring and scan for trouble (all flavor).
Barn roof — empty?
Kitchen
Camp recipes
Firepit cookbook for stream roleplay — not nutrition facts.
Beans supreme
Needs: Can of beans + heat
Morale +1, gas +2
Signal
Flare gun
Pop one for help. Or for the cinematic. Or both.
Sky clear. Flare ready.
Shots: 0
Inventory
Bag tetris
Tiny 4×4 grid — guns need two tiles. Not real DayZ slots.
Pick an item, then a free cell. · 0/16
Celebrate
Confetti
For bingo wins and extract miracles.
Transit
Zipline fantasy
DayZ won't give you this. We will — digitally, poorly, joyfully.
Trips: 0
Navigation
Compass rose
Spin the rose. Point the duo. Argue about true north.
N
N
0°
Hazard
Bear trap
Comedy trap — step carefully or try a disarm. Not real hardware.
Armed
Clean disarms: 0
Signal
Radio tower
High ground. Loud static. Clear carefully — ladders are optional.
Searches: 0
Aviation
Helicopter dream
Spot the rare bird. (Usually it's just a dream.)
Flights logged: 0
Temperature
Frostbite meter
Namalsk vibes without the map — slide how cold the bit feels.
35% cold
Jacket weather
Road
Gas station
Classic rest stop clear. Shop first, roof last. Kane wants the snacks.
Searches: 0
Coast
Pier
Long walk over black water. Clear the shack. Don't fall off the bit.
Searches: 0
Industrial
Warehouse
Long aisles. Echoes. Clear the mezzanine before the yard.
Searches: 0
Inventory
Fuel can
Fill from the pump fantasy. Pour into the truck of dreams.
0 L
Cap 20 L · pours 0
Town
Supermarket
Wide floors. Bad corners. Kane wants cereal that expired in 2019.
Searches: 0
Industrial
Trainyard
Long lines of cover. Loud metal. Levi hates the acoustics.
Searches: 0
Haul
Shopping cart
Squeaky wheels. Random grab. Dump when third parties appear.
- Cart empty.
Items 0/8 · grabs 0
Industrial
Construction site
Hard hats optional. Cover scarce. Content abundant.
Searches: 0
Site
Construction
Unfinished concrete. Clear scaffold last. Kane will climb first.
Searches: 0
Industry
Power station
Dead grid. Clear control last. Something still hums in the walls.
Searches: 0
Tool
Nail gun
Comedy construction weapon. Do not aim at friends.
Nails
24
Shots
0
Civilian
School loot
Clear the halls. Learn nothing useful. Film everything.
Searches: 0
Puzzle
Locker combo
Higher / lower until it opens. Resets each visit.
Three digits. No hints. (Lying.)
Tries: 0
Stealth
Silence meter
Start the timer. First one to talk loses (honor system).
0s
Best: 0s
Wave 50
Golden toot
Ceremonial fanfare for half a hundred waves. Respect the mute toggle.
Rural
Deer stand
Climb, glass the field, pretend you're patient.
Ladder down. Woods quiet.
Climbs: 0
Optics
Binoculars
Glass the ridge. Believe half of what you see.
Ready.
Scans: 0
Landmark
Radio tower loot
Clear the compound before you climb. Hum is free.
Searches: 0
Comms
Walkie-talkie
Flip channels. Key the mic. Believe nothing on the air.
CH 1
…anyone copy… coast…
Keys: 0
Rural
Farmhouse
Knock politely. Loot impolitely. Leave before sunset content.
Searches: 0
Water
Well bucket
Lower, splash, haul. Purification sold separately (see Play toys).
Pulls: 0
High risk
Military base
Levi: plan the exit. Kane: enter anyway. Clear zones carefully.
Searches: 0
Squad
Morale meter
Track the vibe after deaths, clutches, and Kane bits.
70%
Calm fun peak
Grow
Greenhouse
Glass and silence. Clear the rows carefully. Water is hope.
Searches: 0
Care
Water can
Soft watering for greenhouse night. Empty can = Kane improvises rain.
60% full · plants watered: 0
Receiver
Frequency dial
Spin the dial. Most stations are ghosts. That's the bit.
— off frequency —
Tunes: 0
Overwatch
Watchtower
High ground for Levi. Clear carefully. Roof wind is loud.
Searches: 0
Optics
Spotter scope
Soft glass for overwatch bits. Levi prepared. Kane jokes.
Adjust focus…
Scans: 0
Underground
Mine shaft
Descend for the bit. Bring a light. Bring an exit plan (Levi).
Mouth — daylight last chance
Depth 1/5 · dives 0
Tool
Pickaxe
Swing at the wall. Collect lore, not real ore.
Ready to swing.
Swings: 0
Coast
Fishing pier
Walk the boards. Watch the water. Catch content, not always fish.
Searches: 0
Hobby
Fishing rod
Cast, wait, celebrate the boot. Calm fun optional water sport.
Rod ready.
Casts: 0
Crossing
Railway bridge
No cover. Maximum drama. Clear spans carefully.
Searches: 0
Signal
Signal flag
Wave codes across the bridge. Science optional. Comedy required.
All clear (famous last words)
Waves: 0
Landmark
Castle keep
Old stones, new third parties. Clear the keep carefully.
Searches: 0
Gate
Portcullis
Raise for the bit. Drop when Kane says "it's fine."
Sealed. Knock politely.
Full raises: 0
Wave 110
Titan spark
Ceremonial fanfare for one hundred ten waves. Mute still respected.
Rural
Observatory
Broken dome, big sky. Levi glassed the valley. Kane waved at the moon.
Searches: 0
Rural
Silo
Vertical panic. Levi checks the hatch. Kane checks the echo.
Searches: 0
Industrial
Dam
Long concrete. Bad cover. Levi hates the echo.
Searches: 0
Sky
Star chart
Soft night sky read. Not navigation. Pure stream aesthetics.
Chart folded. Open for a read.
Reads: 0
Landmark
Water tower
Climb for the view. Knees optional. Third parties not optional.
Ladder base — open ground
Level 1/5 · climbs 0
Overwatch
Binocular spot
From the tower rim. Glass, guess, call it out calmly.
Optics ready.
Scans: 0
Scavenge
Magnet sweep
Drag the comedy magnet. Collect lore scrap, not real metal.
Magnet idle.
Sweeps: 0
Landmark
Dam spillway
Big concrete energy. Loud water. Clear carefully.
Searches: 0
Control
Floodgate
Comedy lever. Open for drama. Close when Kane says "it's fine."
Partially open — classic Misfitz middle.
Full opens: 0
Mountain
Ski lodge
Off-season apocalypse vibes. Clear rooms. Steal the cocoa bit.
Searches: 0
Lift
Chairlift
Soft ride to the ridge. No actual skis. Maximum height panic comedy.
Chair waiting at base.
Rides: 0
Underground
Subway station
Clear the platform. Mind the gap. Trains are optional (and gone).
Searches: 0
Transit fantasy
Metro map
Spin a comedy route. Trains don't run. Legs do.
Coast camp → Airfield
Routes spun: 0
Landmark
Amusement park
Abandoned fun. Clear the rides. Leave before the music starts (it won't).
Searches: 0
Ride
Ferris wheel
Soft spin. Top of the world for three seconds. Then reality.
Spins: 0
Landmark
Zoo grounds
Empty enclosures. Soft footsteps. Clear paths carefully.
Searches: 0
Sound
Animal call
Cup an ear. Identify the bit. Probably wind.
Listening… not yet.
Listens: 0
Culture
Museum hall
Quiet wings. Loud boots. Clear exhibits carefully.
Searches: 0
Headset
Audio guide
Soft museum narration. Fiction only. Volume at your own risk.
Track 1/8
“Welcome… please mind the third party.”
Plays: 0
Wave 120
Zenith spark
Ceremonial fanfare for one hundred twenty waves. Mute still respected.
Quiet
Library stacks
Shhh. Clear the aisles. Steal only the lore.
Searches: 0
Returns
Book cart
Roll a comedy title onto the cart. Overdue fees waived.
Cart empty. Pull a title.
Pulls: 0
Landmark
Stadium
Empty seats. Big sightlines. Clear carefully — midfield is a trap.
Searches: 0
Board
Scoreboard
Comedy match. Levi FC vs Kane United. Goals optional.
Levi
0
–
Kane
0
Landmark
Cinema
Lights down. Guns optional. Clear the seats carefully.
Searches: 0
Booth
Projector
Thread a comedy reel. Audience optional. Spoilers free.
Projector off.
Plays: 0
Neon
Arcade
Dead cabinets. Soft glow. Clear aisles carefully.
Searches: 0
Cabinet
Token slot
Feed the machine. Expect disappointment. Celebrate anyway.
Insert token.
Tokens: 3 · plays: 0
Landmark
Diner
Open 24/7 in spirit. Clear booths carefully. Coffee is cold.
Searches: 0
Music
Jukebox
One coin fantasy. Soft diner vibes. Mute still respected.
Select a track.
Plays: 0
Landmark
Motel
Vacancy forever. Clear rooms carefully. Ice machine is a trap.
Searches: 0
Desk
Room key
Pull a key from the board. Spoiler: most rooms are empty.
Board waiting.
Grabs: 0
Transit
Bus depot
Last bus left years ago. Clear the bays. Legs are the timetable.
Searches: 0
Timetable
Route board
Flip a comedy bus route. All delayed. All forever.
Flips: 0
Retail
Hardware store
Base builders rejoice. Clear aisles carefully. Nails optional.
Searches: 0
Supplies
Nail box
Count nails for the base fantasy. Run out = Kane improvises.
12 left · 0 used this session
Civic
Post office
Mail stopped. Loot didn't. Clear carefully — counters are loud.
Searches: 0
Desk
Stamp pad
Ink the bit. Soft rubber stamp for stream comedy.
— blank —
Stamps: 0
Wave 130
Apex spark
Ceremonial fanfare for one hundred thirty waves. Mute still respected.
Landmark
Bakery
Smell is a memory. Clear the ovens carefully. Bread is lore.
Searches: 0
Kitchen
Dough timer
Soft 30s rise. Not edible. Peak stream B-roll energy.
Dough waiting.
Batches: 0
Contact
Firefight timer
How long did the chaos last? Start when shots ring out.
0:00
Rounds logged: 0
Hydration
Well pump
Fill bottles at the village well. Sometimes the water is… questionable.
0 / 20 units
Pumps: 0
Chase
Infected sprint
Outrun the horde bar. Reach 100m before they do.
You · 0m
Zeds · 0m
Garage
Car battery
Jump the dream car. Charge to 100% — then pretend it starts.
12%
Jumps: 0
Recon
Fog of war
Tap tiles to clear fog on a tiny abstract map (6% seen).
Food run
Apple orchard
Classic DayZ snack tree. Some apples are traitors.
Good: 0 · Rotten: 0 · Left: 6
Negotiation
Standoff coin
Who talks first? Who takes the left road? Flip for it.
—
H 0 · T 0
Base life
Chicken coop
Free food, free drama. Eggs for breakfast, noise for neighbors.
0 eggs
Noise events: 0
Coop is quiet.
Navigation
Trail markers
Drop breadcrumb symbols for the duo's route (share verbally).
—
Night
Wolf howl
Call into the dark. See what answers (flavor only).
The woods are listening.
Howls: 0
Shelter
Tarp shelter
Rain is coming. Tick what you've actually got.
Still getting wet. Keep scavenging.
Town
Police station
Loud doors. Long halls. Levi clears corners. Kane salutes the empty desk.
Searches: 0
Rescue
Handcuff key
Companion bit to comedy cuffs. Loot key → free friend.
No key. Awkward.
Key: no · frees 0
Medical
Clinic
Small-town meds. Clear rooms. Leave healthier (or not).
Searches: 0
Med
Bandage roll
Soft HP toy. Wrap wounds. Don't stockpile forever.
Bandages: 3
Heals applied: 0
Woods
Hunting cabin
Remote and cozy until it isn't. Clear, rest, leave.
Searches: 0
Night kit
Flashlight battery
Toggle the beam. Batteries die on a timer (drama included).
Off
100%
Meds
Hospital
Clear wings for the good stuff. Infection not included (probably).
Searches: 0
Field med
Blood type
Toy matcher for stream bits — not medical advice.
You
Bag
Pick both types.
Wave 60
Diamond spark
One more ceremonial fanfare for the diamond stretch.
Field
Military tent
Peak the flap. Hope for kit. Expect disappointment (content).
Tent closed.
Raids: 0
Duo nav
Compass duel
Both spin a heading. Laugh. Then follow Levi (usually).
Levi
—
Kane
—
Spin to argue politely.
Hunt
Hunting stand
Climb, wait, invent wildlife. Food run cosplay.
On the ground.
Watches: 0
Survival
Water purify
Tablets in, sickness out (in theory). Count your bottles.
Raw
4
Tablets
3
Clean
0
Ready.
Route
Train tracks
Follow the rails. Loud feet, good landmarks, bad ambushes.
Industrial spur
Stop 1/6 · walks 0
Puzzle
Lockbox
4-digit combo (session-random). Higher / lower hints. Not real security.
Tries: 0
Horizon
Fire lookout
Scan for smoke and bad ideas. Report back to the duo.
Glasses up. Waiting…
Scans: 0
Inventory
Ammo count
Mag + pocket rounds. Click fire carefully (or don't).
In mag
30
Spare
12
Coast
Boat dock
Poke around the pier. Wet feet guaranteed. Loot optional.
Tide's in. Search?
Trips: 0
Signal
Signal mirror
Flash the hills. Hope for friends, not scope glint.
Mirror ready.
Flashes: 0
Rural
Barn loft
Classic DayZ barn energy. Ladder optional. Comedy required.
Ground floor. Ladder waiting.
Climbs: 0
Trap
Snare trap
Set, wait, check. Not real trapping — just stream bits.
Snare down.
Checks: 0
Landmark
Church steeple
Climb for the view. Descend for your health.
At the door. Stairs wait.
Climbs: 0
Town
Church
Tall stone, long echoes. Clear the tower last. Kane will ring nothing.
Searches: 0
Landmark
Castle
High walls, long sightlines. Clear the keep. Kane waves from the wall.
Searches: 0
Signal
Radio shack
Weak broadcast. Clear the desk. Kane will say "is this a podcast?"
Searches: 0
Woods
Cabin
Deep trees. One door. Levi clears it. Kane comments on the décor.
Searches: 0
Luck
Prayer RNG
Not religion — just superstition for stream. Tap for a blessing bit.
…
Prayers: 0
Industrial
Quarry edge
Peer over the rim. Do not jump. (Unless content.)
Wind from the pit.
Looks: 0
Demo
Dynamite fantasy
Cartoon fuse only. No real explosives. Please.
Stick of comedy dynamite.
Blasts: 0
Industrial
Quarry
Deep hole, one exit. Levi hates the acoustics.
Searches: 0
Comedy
Dynamite plunger
Cartoon quarry bit. Arm, plunge, pretend the rocks care.
Plunger idle.
Blasts: 0
Caution
Dynamite charge
Comedy fuse only. Soft boom. Mute respected.
Charge cold.
Coast
Shipyard
Hulls and silence. Clear dry dock carefully. Cranes never sleep.
Searches: 0
Signal
Ship horn
Soft foghorn for shipyard comedy. Mute / block respected.
Quiet harbor.
Blasts: 0
Wave 140
Summit spark
Ceremonial fanfare for one hundred forty waves. Mute still respected.
Signal
Beacon
Soft rotating lamp for lighthouse night. Not a real nav aid.
Lamp cold.
Sweeps started: 0
Signal
Rail whistle
Soft train toot for yard night. Mute / block respected.
Tracks quiet.
Toots: 0
Coast
Lighthouse
One beam left. Kane waves at ships that aren't there.
Searches: 0
Rural
Farm
Wide fields. Bad cover. Kane names the cows that left years ago.
Searches: 0
Coast
Marina
Wet boards. Loud water. Kane claims he can swim in full kit.
Searches: 0
Signal
Foghorn
Coast energy. Loud, low, and slightly rude. Mute if your browser is shy.
Horn idle.
Blasts: 0
Coast
Shipwreck
Salt, iron, and bad decisions. Clear decks carefully.
Searches: 0
Coast
Tide timer
Soft countdown to high water. Leave the wreck before it fills.
Rising… · cycles 0
Military
Airfield hangar
Clear the bay. Dream of a plane. Extract on foot like always.
Searches: 0
Air
Airfield
Long sightlines. Bad place to stand still. Kane waves at planes that left years ago.
Searches: 0
Weather
Windsock
Soft strip for airfield night. Kane reads it wrong on purpose.
Sock idle…
Reads: 0
Field
Outpost
Forward camp clear. Levi likes the radio tent. Kane likes the snacks.
Searches: 0
Field
Field hospital
Soft med clear. Levi restocks. Kane peeks the roof first.
Searches: 0
Military
Military base
High risk, high reward. Levi marks exits. Kane hears a helicopter that isn't there.
Searches: 0
Wave 100
Century spark
Ceremonial fanfare for one hundred waves. Mute still respected.
Town
Church bell
Ring for the bit. Everyone hears. Everyone comes.
Rope ready.
Tolls: 0
Stealth
Pew sneak
Quiet steps through the church. Creaks optional. Comedy guaranteed.
Front row — too bold
Row 1/5 · sneaks 0
Rural
Cemetery
Fog likes the low ground. Kane whispers to statues. Levi does not.
Searches: 0
Industrial
Industrial park
Long sheds, worse sightlines. Levi loves the corners.
Searches: 0
Coast
Docks
Salt air and bad angles. Kane wants a boat that still floats.
Searches: 0
Rural
Mines
Black tunnels. Levi takes the lamp. Kane takes the jokes.
Searches: 0
Industrial
Junkyard
Scrap labyrinth. Kane wants a working horn. Levi wants an exit.
Searches: 0
Light
Lantern
Soft light for the cemetery bit. Fuel is fiction. Mood is real.
Dark.
Burn ticks: 0
Comms
Radio station
Clear the building. Steal the airtime. Sign off politely.
Searches: 0
Studio
On-air light
Flip for the bit. Red means chat is watching (fictionally).
OFF AIR
Flips: 0
Rural
Sawmill
Blades long silent. Levi takes the catwalks. Kane does not.
Searches: 0
Labor
Log splitter
Comedy woodwork. Split, stack, pretend it's a base wall.
Split
0
Stacked
0
Wave 70
Platinum spark
Ceremonial fanfare for seventy waves. Mute still respected.
Vertical
Tower climb
Ladder by ladder up a radio mast. Heights are free; falls are content.
Ground — cable spool
Level 1/6 · moves 0
Radio
Static decoder
Tune the noise. Invent the message. Believe nothing.
— silence —
Tunes: 0
Industrial
Scrapyard
Metal maze. Loud if you rush. Levi takes the edges.
Searches: 0
Scan
Metal detector
Sweep the dirt. Beep strength is half the fun.
Coil quiet. Sweep to begin.
Sweeps: 0
Landmark
Castle ruins
Clear the stones. Royalty optional. Ambush likely.
Searches: 0
Crossing
Drawbridge
Raise or lower. Everyone hears the creak.
UP — no entry
Creaks: 0
Underground
Bunker hatch
Open the hatch. Descend one landing at a time. Regret optional.
Hatch sealed
Depth 0/5 · moves 0
Hazard
Geiger clicker
Toy meter for stream bits. Not real radiation. Mute respected.
12 cpm-ish
Clicks logged: 0
Road
Convoy truck
Roll the duo's imaginary truck. Loud engine. Soft friendship.
Coast spawn strip
Stop 1/6 · ~0 km of nonsense
Roadside
Tire change
Flat on the coast road. Work the steps before the third party arrives.
- 1. Jack up
- 2. Lugs off
- 3. Flat off
- 4. Spare on
- 5. Lugs tight
- 6. Jack down — go
Tires fixed: 0
Rural
Windmill
Blades long dead. Kane still times his jokes to the wind.
Searches: 0
Vertical
Grain silo
Dust, ladders, and bad decisions. Don't fall in.
Ground hatch
Level 1/6 · climbs 0
Industrial
Power plant
Dead reactors, live threats. Levi checks radiation jokes twice.
Searches: 0
Power
Breaker panel
Flip switches. Lights optional. Drama guaranteed.
Live circuits: 0/4 · flips 0
Military
Airfield runway
Sprint the strip. No cover. Peak content. Peak panic.
Threshold — open ground
Marker 1/6 · sprints 0
High risk
Prison island
Ferry of bad decisions. Clear zones. Film the escape.
Searches: 0
Restraint
Handcuffs
Comedy cuffs for the bit. Not legal advice.
Cuffs open.
Status: OPEN · picks 0
Wave 80
Obsidian spark
Ceremonial fanfare for eighty waves. Mute still respected.
Town
Fire station
Big doors. Long poles. Levi checks the roof first.
Searches: 0
Town
School
Long corridors. Bad sightlines. Kane skips class permanently.
Searches: 0
Town
Hospital
White walls, bad lighting. Levi wants meds. Kane wants the gift shop.
Searches: 0
Alarm
Alarm bell
Soft ding for comedy only. Mute / browser block respected.
Quiet for now.
Rings: 0
Kit
Hose reel
Pull line, spray bit. Not a real hydrant.
Line out: 0%
Sprays: 0
Mini-game
Loot luck
Spin the Chernarus loot table. Legendary wrong turns still count. Session score only — pure vibes.
0
Score · streak 0
Hit spin. Survive the RNG.
Mini-game
Spawn roulette
Where did the server dump you? Spin for a coast curse — or a chill barn.
Hit spin. Survive the coast RNG.
Mini-game
Loadout builder
Build a kit. Saves on this device — export a code below to share.
Primary
Sidearm
Medical
Food
Tool
30
Score
9
Weight
Levi-approved loadout
Mini-game
Freshie survival timer
How long can you “survive” before you admit the coast got you?
00:00
Best: 00:00
Mini-game
Third-party panic
Wait for shots. Tap as soon as it goes loud — not before.
Mini-game
Duo quiz
Q1/5 · Score 0 · loading…
Who’s more likely to double-check the loadout before leaving base?
Soundboard
Duo callouts
Style tones + captions — not real voice clips. Keep the calm fun energy.
Tap a pad — chill callouts only.
Trumpet name
Shows on the global leaderboard when you toot.
Trumpet board
Every toot on the floating trumpet counts. Hit 50 personal for a fanfare.
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Global toots
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Milestones
- No leaders yet — be the first to toot.